Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious!

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.

Misery, thy name is Mudslide

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?

Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.

I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked.

Idiot, " I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other, " he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground.

She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.

I am trying to ignore each of my thoughts and each of my stories and books... if I read them... they never sound well, but still we shouldn't go like...to do everything perfect and all perfect...

Think about the things in life that elicit passion in you and make you happy.

A man who respects his wife, does not sleep with other women. And a woman who respects herself does not allow her husband to get away with it

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

Numerical quantities focus on expected values, graphical summaries on unexpected values.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

It's the most ambitious power grab I've ever witnessed.

After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

I don't think we can dignify documents dumped by Wikileaks and just assume that they're all accurate and true.

I am not against digital at all.