Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.

Misery, thy name is Mudslide

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.

I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked.

Idiot, " I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other, " he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground.

She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious!

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.

You were designed to survive in your own world

The only way round is through.

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.

Tidy fees are the most effective remedy, both for the doctor and the patient.

I'm not a fighter by nature, but, if I believe in something, I stand up for it.

The manner of the country makes the usage of life there, and the land will not be lived in except in its own fashion.

Roald Amundsen says that 'Adventure is just bad planning.' In that case, friends, let us make more bad planning!

The promise of equality is not the same as true equality.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?