Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.

Somewhere, all the people we have loved and lost are still among us, in the house that we call history.

I struggle to discover what these silent sons of mine want, but words have always failed me. They are sullen even as they tell me they are okay. I know they are lying but there is nothing I can do.

You've just got to focus on what you have to do.

Reason and the ability to use it are two separate skills.

Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again, and keep smiling.

Congress, the White House and Hollywood, Wall Street are owned by the Zionists.

When two cultures collide is the only time when true suffering exists.

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.

I'm doing all sizes. It's a strange thing to stop at a certain size. Women don't, so why should clothes?