On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

God is the source of all knowledge.

As long as I didn't say it aloud, it wasn't real

Liberty itself has appeared intolerable to those nations who have not been accustomed to enjoy it.

The love and attention you always thought you wanted from someone else is the love and attention you first need to give to yourself.

To this day, most people think of me as the fastest human. They don't really think me as a long jumper, although that's the event I had more success in.

The earth without art is just eh.

The screen is a window through which one sees a virtual world. The challenge is to make that world look real, act real, sound real, feel real.

I really, really want to go to Paris. I've never been.

The sentence must also contain its own apology for being spoken.

Nate: “And,” he said, “boys at twelve aren’t exactly slick with the ladies.” Ruby: “’Slick with the ladies’?” I said. “Are you twelve?