People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Virtue is simply happiness, and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning.

Your poems are of interest to mankind; your liver isn't. Drink till you write well and feel sick. Bless your poems and be damned to you.

The pride that keeps us from forgiving is the same pride which keeps us from accepting forgiveness.

See what perils do environ those who meddle with hot iron.

Love is light, warmth and comfort. Understanding is just light.

... the average Catholic perceives no connection between religion and morality, unless it is a question of someone else's morality.

My own daughter is a big fan of the 'Twilight' stories, the books.

I won't do a reunion tour unless my solo career fails miserably.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

As with any music that one feels quite close to, I'm very critical, too. I care a lot. I pay a lot of attention.