When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.

Your beauty is tragic.It is the sweetest sin, Heaven ever created!

I do want to go out on top, as a winner

There is a direct correlation between the books you read and the success you achieve.

I like having the digital camera on my smart phone, but I also like having a dedicated camera for when I want to take real pictures.

Justice [Sandra Day] O'Connor also brought balance to our highest court; most recently, as been repeated many times, when she cautioned about how war doesn't give a blank check.

You can't fulfill all the expectations of everyone you know, so you might as well go ahead & disappoint them & get it over with.

When I was 15, I had lucky underwear. When that failed, I had a lucky hairdo, then a lucky race number, even lucky race days. After 15 years, I've found the secret to success is hard work.

There is really no right and wrong. I recognize no right and wrong.

Television is coitus interruptus brought into aesthetics.