I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I am only a peasant by position, not by nature!

In the corporate world, what is not showcased well simply doesn't exist for any practical purpose!

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy

The virtue involved in helping those one loves is not 'selflessness' or 'sacrifice,' but integrity.

My parents are both Belgian-born, and so am I, actually.

Even though I don't necessarily believe in everything that's supernatural, I like being scared and I like things that are suspenseful.

The people I am most afraid of are those who are the most afraid.

Every leap forward that I make is by reaching back and firmly getting a footing in the past, and pushing forward as hard as I can.

A man who keeps a diary pays, Due toll to many tedious days; But life becomes eventful—then, His busy hand forgets the pen. Most books, indeed, are records less Of fulness than of emptiness.