At one point he decided enough was enough.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Why can't people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?

I believe happiness is a chemical imbalance––it's a silly thing to strive for. But, satisfaction––if you seek satisfaction you can succeed.

By letting go we become free to accept what is new.

I always believed that the picture itself should tell the story.

When you're a first-round pick and you get to the big leagues at 22, there's almost a sense that you've got to mature.

It is important to recognize the limited ability of the legal system to prescribe and enforce the quality of social arrangements.

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.

It's fun to get really intense and emotionally detailed and complicated.

One wonders how far spiritual and political leaders can genuinely lead us without some degree of mystical seeing and action.

The power that flows from His name, the name Jesus, will be in proportion to our love for His Word.