As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Family life was and always will be the foundation of any civilization. Destroy the family and you destroy the country.

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.'

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

It seemed that the only lover she had ever wanted was a lover in a dream.

Memories are made of peculiar stuff, elusive and yet compelling, powerful and fleet. You cannot trust your reminiscences, and yet there is no reality except the one we remember.

It takes courage and skill to be unambiguous and clear.

..people are working harder than ever, but because they lack clarity and vision, they aren’t getting very far. They, in essence, are pushing a rope...with all of their might.

If Donald Trump is president, he will appoint liberals.

Because thought has by now been perverted into the solving of assigned problems, even what is not assigned is processed like a problem.

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips.