Memories are made of peculiar stuff, elusive and yet compelling, powerful and fleet. You cannot trust your reminiscences, and yet there is no reality except the one we remember.

One cannot serve this Eros without becoming a stranger in society as it is today; one cannot commit oneself to this form of love without incurring a mortal wound.

His voice sounded like molten metal. As if he had something thick at the back of his throat and it was making him sound deeper and richer than he actually was.

I begin by imagining The impossibleAnd end by accomplishingThe impossible.

A bitter man needs to place his troubles on the front of his tongue so that they taste sweeter.

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

Censorship like charity should begin at home but unlike charity it should end there.

The thing with me, I can't talk about my work. I find it very difficult.

Until he is forty, a man is too young to marry; and after he is forty, he is too old.

An amazing performance is always a reflection of awesome amounts of practice.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

Rich people think BIG. Poor people think small.