As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The comment section of the internet is like gang graffiti, it makes no sense and is ugly to look at.

The professionals must set a good example.

Im generally considered a conservative in my predictions for disease.

I hate playing the piano! And it's so hard to fight for Beethoven's soul! But that's what I have to do!

Everywhere I look, I see the possibilities of what America could be. But we can't solve any of these problems by relying on the politicians who created them.

The limitless jet-lag purgatory of Immigration and Baggage at Heathrow.

Failure is not important, how you overcome it is.

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.

The young athletes are supposed to mature, to improve their personality.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.