Will Forte Quotes

Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

My life is littered with bad decisions.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

PRAY; the word we use, when hope isn't enough. The word we use when faith is all that is left.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

I'm not very good at impersonations.