And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

The splendid discontent of God With chaos made the world. And from the discontent of man The worlds best progress springs.

Silence is the adornment of the wise, and for the foolish the only dignity possible.

I’ve never seen anyone rehabilitated by punishment.

Illness and death are not optional. Patients have a right to determine how they approach them.

I think there's a God and I know it's not me.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

There's nothing better than a party that turns into a death trap.

I am not confident unless I am playing someone else.

The idea of investing in the positivity of employees is often low down on companies' priority lists.