The world is cluttered up with unfinished business in the form of projects that might have been successful, if only at the tide point someone's patience had turned to active impatience.

Never complain about your troubles; they are responsible for more than half of your income.

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late.

To get all there is out of living, we must employ our time wisely, never being in too much of a hurry to stop and sip life, but never losing our sense of the enormous value of a minute.

The purpose of learning to employ every minute properly is to unclutter our hours, deliver us of feverish activity and earn us true leisure.

There’s something tightly woven throughout the fabric of our humanity that runs entirely opposite to the baser instinct of looking out for our own good.

You are significantly more likely to die in a car accident, especially if you fail to wear a seat belt, than to be attacked by ISIS. Wear your seat belt

When I met Jean I felt God reach down out of the sky pull my hair and say "This one dummy."

Large companies cannot finance political parties as their shareholders and employees have different political views.

Progress not perfection.

Tantra is the left-handing path, meaning it is the road less taken.

Many are the strange chances of the world, and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter.

Cleavage is great," she said. "Like an extra pocket.

Medications almost always do it better if they're used in conjunction with other supports.

I understood the workmanlike quality of a good stand-up. They all have this. There's a technique for everything you do. But boy, it's tough, 'cause there ain't anybody else out there but you.