A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I beg your pardon I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

One will bother you only if you have a karmic account with him. No one can bother you without your signature (karmic cause). All this is due solely to your signature.

No matter where you are from, no matter what your background is, no matter what your socioeconomic status is, every person can achieve his or her dreams.

The inner spaces that a good story lets us enter are the old apartments of religion.

Affliction of itself does not sanctify any body, but the reverse. I believe in sanctified afflictions, but not in sanctifying afflictions.

A Great voice has fallen silent. A great heart has stopped.

Gift to the creative artist: positive images in, positive images out. On the other hand, garbage in, garbage out.

The colored folks been singing it and playing it just like I'm doin' now, man, for more years than I know. I got it from them.

In the Third World, there are 1.3 billion poor people. In other words, one out of every three inhabitants lives in poverty.

It's the faster bands that made me want to play guitar, bands like The Jam.