A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something?

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

I'm not involved with the female world.

I don't find I'm manic at all. I'm very chill.

Can you make your soul embrace the One and not lose it?

I like working late at night and then going into the house and sitting down and watching a movie and then going to sleep.