What I Did Quotes

What I Did Quote of the day

Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife: they can kill you once but they can't kill you twice.

My friend, the truth is always implausible, did you know that? To make the truth more plausible, it's absolutely necessary to mix a bit of falsehood with it. People have always done so.

Did you know that I exist before the earth and did you know my eyes are windows to the world.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?

Did you know that true love asks for nothing?

Did you know destruction of the soul is not the ending to life: Fear not of the Antichrist.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

Did you know that every human being is created with a purpose and that they have a responsibility to not only discover their purpose but also to fulfill it?

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?

Did you know that lack of information is the number one barrier to wealth?

Bruno: We're not supposed to be friends, you and me. We're meant to be enemies. Did you know that?

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

Did you know it's possible to have the right passion, but have the wrong expression of the right passion?

Did you know that the percentage of young people in the crucial 'youthquake' age bracket of 15 to 24 was higher in 1973 than in 1967 ? Therefore it was glam rock that ended the war in Vietnam.

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.

Did you know that forty percent of the words used by Shakespeare were used by him only once?

Did you know, I'm still in love with this blue sky until forever and ever, eternally.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day, only one day, of modern warfare.

I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

Did you know there's probably more golf played in Iceland than most places in the world? They play 24 hours a day in the summertime and the northern part is warmer than the southern part.

Did you know hemp is a natural fiber

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

Do you think Duke Ellington didn't listen to Debussy? Louis Armstrong loved opera, did you know that? Name me a jazz pianist who wasn't influenced by European music!

Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Did you know, you're sort of beautiful?' 'You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

Did you know— then?” asked Harry. “Did I know that I had just met the most dangerous Dark wizard of all time? No.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

Did you know you would become as successful as you have? Hell, no. But you know what? You were prepared, baby.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Most awards, you know, they don't give you unless you go and get them - did you know that? Terribly discouraging.

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

Did you know that the black suited organization that attacked the Koresh cult was a United Nations task force?

Did you know I staged the first performance in America of At the Hawk's Well?

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone?

Did you know there are thirty-two names for love in one of the Eskimo languages?" August said. "And we just have this one. We are so limited, you have to use the same word.

Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?

Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw myself, in comedy.