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Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck."

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.




Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "Remember, half the people you know are below average."

Remember, half the people you know are below average.




Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!"

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?"

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license."

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.




Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it."

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different."

I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy."

I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH."

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks."

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.




Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs."

I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them."

I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes."

Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base."

I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I'm saying, come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?"

I'm saying, come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo"

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people"

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil."

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars.""

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly."

I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character."

I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I'm more of a rodeo type guy."

I'm more of a rodeo type guy.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed.""

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about."

I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there."

I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it."

I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it."

I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT."

I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I can't live without it. I'm on HuskerPedia™ every day."

I can't live without it. I'm on HuskerPedia™ every day.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS."

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff."

I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act."

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech."

I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night."

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one."

When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say."

I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person."

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it."

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell."

I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could."

There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh."

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "When you're married with kids, you just think differently."

When you're married with kids, you just think differently.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person."

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.



Larry The Cable Guy Quotes: "I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff."

I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.