Laughing Quotes

Somebody told me once I wasn't Latin enough, and that made me laugh

When you try to go back and watch improv on tape, it almost never feels as good as it did when a crowd was laughing at it.

Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.

There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.

I always have been a guy that's always smiling, always laughing. And really, my family, man. Just them right there, when I see my little girls, I mean, that's just an automatic smile right there.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.

You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

I want to do movies that mean something, that make people laugh and cry great movies, period-piece movies and work with the best people out there, who bring the best out of me.

Hearing my daughter laugh is the best way to lift my spirit.

Yeah when you're in the middle of filming this movie [Bad Santa 2] it doesn't matter what you say you can think of some sort of way to twist it into something dirty so we were laughing a lot.

Mr. Frazier makes me laugh out loud.

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.

One thing I've learned about the Marvel universe is that it's a little bit like God... if you want to make him laugh, just make a plan.

Films with a message just make me laugh.

Comedy is great; you get to laugh! Life is so serious.

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

Laugh a lot. Never go a day without laughing at least once.

My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off!

I love that you can be laughing one minute and crying the next, and then be shocked the next. I like things that provoke emotions to such extremes.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.

Censors are dead men set up to judge between life and death. For no live, sunny man would be a censor, he'd just laugh.

In my childhood, I had a religious assistant who always told me, if you can really laugh with full abandonment, it's very good for your health.

I need a girl who will put me in my place, but I also want to laugh and have a good time.

I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.

I think that one way of diffusing an insult is to turn it around and laugh at yourself - that's a way of coping with it - and another is to just ignore it.

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.

I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.

Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real.

I had this tic where I touch my mouth to my knee, and I'm always screwing up my back. I've had two shoulder surgeries. My doctor just smiles and laughs at me.

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. Ive got no plans to stop doing it.