Laughing Quotes

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist!

I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended.

I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh.

I have to laugh when I receive newsletters from major personalities and when you hit reply, you get a 'do-not-reply' address. It's ridiculous! Don't you want your customers to reply to you?

I laugh maniacally, then take a deep breath and touch my chest- expecting a heart to be thumping quickly, impatiently, but there's nothing there, not even a beat.

You'll laugh at the comedy of errors that is my life.

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It's a really freeing process when you're not hitting the jokes too hard.

At the end of the day, audiences just want to laugh and be entertained. They want to escape from their reality, and that's why we make movies, to get people to escape from the realities.

I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances.

I'm looking for something to laugh over. After long enough, your body just needs to keep the hydration. You can't keep crying it out.

Once you've experienced the warmth of an audience, the achievement of getting your first laugh, and entertaining them, singing or playing piano, it just keeps it all going.

I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.

I'm laughing at you, you're laughing at me.

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

The one [The Beverly Hillbillies] flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

For me, coming to work and laughing is so much more preferable than coming to work and having to cry over a corpse or something. That's a drag.

When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to keep an entire arena laughing. They're in danger!

I think humor is the best gift, and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Simply follow nature, Rousseau declares. Sade, laughing grimly, agrees.

Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.

Poetry is a mock of a cry at finding a million dollars and a mock of a laugh at losing it.

I like to make people laugh. I like that kind of silly stuff. For me, it's a natural thing to want to do something like this.

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

I think that's my personality, to have a good laugh and not to take myself too seriously. And of course I have my things on the court but when I'm off the court I just like to have fun.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." -Raphael & Jace, pg.272-

Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." Jace stood, hauling Raphael upright, jamming the tip of his knife between Raphael's shoulder blades.

I strike fear into you because I am a man?" "It isn't funny." "I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing.

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

The thing I do best is laugh.

There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

Hemingway and Saroyan had the line, the magic of it. The problem was that Hemingway didn't know how to laugh and Saroyan was filled with sugar.

We are here to laugh at the odds.

my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything that is not here

That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. They had to laugh, otherwise it would be too terrifying.

One of the most modern pretenders to inspiration is the Book of Mormon. I could not blame you should you laugh outright while I read aloud a page from that farrago.

Often the ideas in the show start out as ideas that make you laugh - outrageous "what if" ideas. I wanted an outlet for doing those.

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I laugh a lot and count my blessings.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it.