Laughing Quotes

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

The laugh-count is right up there with being diagnosed with late-stage cancer.

Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn't find any at all.

Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet," I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best.

I think any spiritual experience that's worthwhile is not about ego and it will humble you in some way. And also, a Zen monk once said to me, 'If you're not laughing, then you're not getting it.'

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

Dare we linger, dare we skate? Dare we laugh or celebrate, knowing we may strain the ice? Preserve the ice at any price?

I started out in stand-up, so it's very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense.

The more times people laugh, the better the film is.

I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

One of the greatest joys in life is watching a child laugh

But you're so hypnotizing You've got me laughing while I sing You've got me smiling in my sleep And I can see this unravelling Your love is where I'm falling But please don't catch me

I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

I just got an honorary degree from Glasgow University, and I had to wear around very painful shoes so that I didn't laugh all the way through the ceremony because I felt like an outlaw.

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This wife you have, Bird said at last, deeply contemplative, did you pay a great deal for her? She cost me almost everything I had, he said, with a wry tone that made the others laugh. But worth it.

Oh, womanly sympathy, love AND food?" I said, laughing. "Don't want a lot, do you?

I learned early in life that to laugh before breakfast was to cry before dinner.

But she had that laugh, and the sound of it was so beautiful that when you heard it, it was as if your eyes saw her through your ears and she was transformed.

I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-'60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn't the night before.

It's much easier to cry or be angry, but to really laugh and genuinely be buoyant and laugh. That's hard if you don't really feel that way.

[Hillary Clinton] has seen on two separate occasions, laughing at the girl who was raped.

I find the humor in life, and laugh easily

Mama learned to laugh with them, before they could laugh at her, and to do it so well no one could be sure what she really thought or felt.

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.

Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

If you're going to make a comedy and if your sole interest is in making people laugh and feel good and entertaining them, then you check your ego at the door.

In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody; I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.

That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

All the world loves a lover, but how it does laugh at his love letters.

Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.

Love thou, and if thy love be deep as mine, Thou wilt not laugh at poets.

When you know to laugh and when to look upon things as too absurd to take seriously, the other person is ashamed to carry through even if he was serious about it.

A man can laugh while he suffers.