Laughing Quotes

Good impro can make you laugh, we love it, but soon the content is forgotten. Good scenes from The Life Game stay with you always. They haunt you.

Nobody will laugh long who deals much with opium: its pleasures even are of a grave and solemn complexion.

A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

When you find someone who makes you smile and laugh, when you find someone who makes you feel safe…you shouldn’t let that person go just because you’re afraid.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Life is a play that does not allow testing. So, sing, cry, dance, laugh and live intensely, before the curtain closes and the piece ends with no applause.

Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

Everyone has sadness-I just get mine out in my music so that I can laugh and joke and flirt with you!

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.

I always laugh at people who say "I've never met a rich technician" I love that! Its such an arrogant, nonsensical response. I used fundamentals for 9 years and got rich as a technician

Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh.

The Frenchman, easy, debonair, and brisk, Give him his lass, his fiddle, and his frisk, Is always happy, reign whoever may, And laughs the sense of mis'ry far away.

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

I try to find a reason to laugh each day. Somehow, if you can incorporate laughter into your day, every day, it really helps. It's the little things in life that make me happy.

I think what I do is find a cliché and try to believe in it, try to get to where I don't laugh at it.

Let there be more joy and laughter in your living.

You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!

You've got a million ways to make me laugh

If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.

See what you're doing wrong, laugh at it, change and do better.

Live, laugh, love, every day to it's fullest, for who knows, tomorrow, may not be.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

When I went south in the 1960s, I knew I could die. If I went down there and did what I did up in Chicago and made all of those hatin' white folks laugh, then I would have been defeated.

If it were possible to meet the Beloved while laughing and in a state of comfort, why should one suffer the anguish of separation?

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

I have seen the day, when, if a man made himself ridiculous, the world would laugh at him. But now, everything that is mean, disgusting, and absurd, pleases them but so much the better!

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Be inwardly ever newly joyous, like the ever-fresh laughing waters of a gurgling brook.

I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

If you become silent after your laughter, one day you will hear God also laughing, you will hear the whole existence laughing - trees and stones and stars with you.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day.

I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

Laugh about the past and dream about the future.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Taboo was kind of celebrating trash, the kind of records you secretly loved, like Yes Sir, I Can Boogie, by Baccara [laughs] - things that you probably shouldn't like.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

Being able to laugh got me through.

Keep the corners of your mouth turned up. Speak in a low, persuasive tone. Listen; be teachable. Laugh at good stories and learn to tell them...For as long as you are green, you can grow.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

He who is still laughing is he who hasn't heard the terrible news.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

I love 'Harry Potter' and JK Rowling - don't laugh at me!

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.