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Chris Farley Quotes: "First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.



Chris Farley Quotes: "I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!"

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!




Chris Farley Quotes: "I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem."

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.



Chris Farley Quotes: "Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes."

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.




Chris Farley Quotes: "Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug."

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.



Chris Farley Quotes: "I want to live fast and die young."

I want to live fast and die young.



Chris Farley Quotes: "I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER."

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.




Chris Farley Quotes: "Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt."

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.



Chris Farley Quotes: "The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer."

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.



Chris Farley Quotes: "Everybody laughs when fatty falls down."

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.



Chris Farley Quotes: "I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons."

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.



Chris Farley Quotes: "You gotta fight for your right to vote!"

You gotta fight for your right to vote!