Mickey Rooney Quotes

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

Now. Now is the most important time of all of your young lives. And what does now stand for - N-O-W? No Other Way. That's the only time - NOW!

Hey kids! Let's put on a show!

Clark Gable once said to me, "'Acting school?' [If you go,] I'll kill ya!"

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

On Hollywood turning its back on him: I wasn't in the club. You see, I'm not going to be a stroker. I never have been all my life.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them and let's have peace.

The audience and I are friends. They allowed me to grow up with them. I've let them down several times. They've let me down several times. But we're all family.

Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill.

I'm 74 but I feel like I'm 35. And it isn't work. You know what it is? It's fun, absolute fun. I don't know many people who are fortunate enough to be in a business like that.

. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.

I just want to be a professional. I couldn't live without acting.

It's confusing. I've had so many wives and so many children I don't know which house to go to first on Christmas.

I belong to the public. The public made me. The public can break me. I owe them my life.

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

I don't pick the roles. Your agent gets a call for you and you go and they all get together, everybody has fun at the reading, and they say, "There's chemistry here." So that's how it happens.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.

You always pass failure on your way to success.

Everything is about looking for happiness and God. That was a sentiment shared by my dear friend Ronald Reagan.

There are people who think they know everything about everything. What they don't know is that every moment is a learning moment.

Judy Garland was a different type of entertainer. She was a dancer, a singer, and an incurable romantic.