Laughing Quotes

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

Keep the corners of your mouth turned up. Speak in a low, persuasive tone. Listen; be teachable. Laugh at good stories and learn to tell them...For as long as you are green, you can grow.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day.

I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show.It's the most level commentary you can find.You have to laugh, because it's all so true.It's the closest thing to a counterculture.

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.

If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that I would want to be doing at this time in my life.

I laugh a lot in the ring when I'’m having fun.

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.

No to laugh, not to lament, not to detest, but to understand.

I have tried sedulously not to laugh at the acts of man, nor to lament them, nor to detest them, but to understand them.

I'd rather write about laughing than crying, For laughter makes men human, and courageous.

You can't really learn God's hope like you learn the logic of an argument or the details of a story. It's more like learning to belly laugh. You catch hope from someone who has it down in their gut.

No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth?

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

He loves to sit and hear me sing, Then, laughing, sports and plays with me; Then stretches out my golden wing, And mocks my loss of liberty.

I guess I love mischief as much as Amelia Bedelia. I simply enjoy laughing at life.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I listen to the crowds [laughs]... I like Blind Melon very much.

Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the enemy of Aryan humanity and all Christendom is laughing up his sleeve.

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.

Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that's definitely a challenge.

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Breaking the cycle takes time. Be Patient and Gentle with yourself. Set long term goals. And be persistent! Remember to Stretch, Laugh and be Unshakable!

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

If you can get the crew to laugh on a show, you know that you're doing something.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

The best time to laugh is anytime you can.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Life is like fording a river, stepping from one slippery stone to another, and you must rejoice every time you don't lose your balance, and learn to laugh at all the times you do.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

His conviction that everything happened for a reason, and would come to good, gave him laughing equanimity even in hard times.

Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

When everyone is catching great waves and out in the line up telling stories and having a laugh, you have the best times. I also get really psyched surfing or running in the rain.

I went to University in 1991, and I remember, nobody thought of India. I remember conversations where people would laugh and say, "Do you have elephants on the road?" Nobody is saying that today.

there is no harm in being afraid. The only harm is in doing what Fear tells you. Fear is not your master! Laugh in his face and he will run away.

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe.

Knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them.