If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

May the fullness of God's love and His mercy shine as treasures to be found in every horizon.

I didn't follow the whole 'X-Men' story because it got too complicated. I'd pick up a comic book and have no idea what was going on.

Acting is the only medium were people think they can just stand up and do it because they can say lines, but that is not so much the case. You have to study styles and techniques.

I am an aggressive style boxer and I will be in there to mix it up, but it's going to be in a smart way.

People always seem to see echoes of their own lives in my films.

I want to be heavily tied to a city that I write for every week, that knows my stuff and I can interact with.

Luck's just another word for destiny... either you make your own or you're screwed.

Dear Lord, what a madhouse the world is!

Whoever eats anything at a wedding luncheon? They make the food out of papier mache. My salad had been used four or five times this week.

We must be able to inspire. That's my goal in acting.