Andy Samberg Quotes

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer.

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and so wonderful with animation.

Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.

If you're someone who's making film or TV or music, or any kind of art form now, there's a billion outlets and they all have an opinion.

I've been lucky enough to be part of some great ensembles in theater - I'd been doing theater since college.

Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.

I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.

I'm a big Letterman fan.

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.

Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

Marketing is always a tricky thing with a rated R movie. Sometimes people just get what it is and they want to come see it, and sometimes you have to explain it more.

I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things are funny. He used to do that with Seinfeld all the time. He did it with Colombo, too, set the scene.

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about unconsciously.

That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.