Humor Quotes
FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.
I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
I have a reputation for doing superheroes, but I like all kinds of writing. In fact, hardly anybody knows this, but I've probably written as many humor stories as superhero stories.
As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.
Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving -it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond.
Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
I feel like humor is a part of life. I don't think it comes through as much in the novels as it does in my head.
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
This life is full of trials and tribulations, so you have to capture humor whenever and wherever you can find it.
The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.
I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.
The experienced pastor will recognize to which situation humor belongs and to which belongs sobriety.
You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
I wish I was a rapper. There are certainly times when I wish I could just drop an album and channel all my ideas, anger, humor and energy into some music and be done with it.
If you want to feel humor too exquisite and subtle for translation, sit invisibly among a gang of Negro workers.
Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.
