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Steve Martin Quotes: "Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening."

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.




Steve Martin Quotes: "I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.



Steve Martin Quotes: "You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.




Steve Martin Quotes: "Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration."

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Be so good they can't ignore you."

Be so good they can't ignore you.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent."

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.




Steve Martin Quotes: "I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is."

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!



Steve Martin Quotes: "You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it."

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Be so good they can’t ignore you."

Be so good they can’t ignore you.



Steve Martin Quotes: "...teaching is, after all, a form of show business."

...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.




Steve Martin Quotes: "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.



Steve Martin Quotes: "I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.



Steve Martin Quotes: "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent."

Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels."

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.



Steve Martin Quotes: "I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.



Steve Martin Quotes: "What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.



Steve Martin Quotes: "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.



Steve Martin Quotes: "...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives."

...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.



Steve Martin Quotes: "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.



Steve Martin Quotes: "When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore."

When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.



Steve Martin Quotes: "she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses."

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.



Steve Martin Quotes: "Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.