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I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
Be so good they can't ignore you.
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.
she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.