The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.

A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention to him

Amid the pointing and the horror, the clean flame.

My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

A son could bear with great complacency, the death of his father, while the loss of his inheritance might drive him to despair.

Please stop looking at me, she thought, afraid of his eyes and terrified of her own heart.

Cancer is messy and scary. You throw everything at it, but don't forget to throw love at it. It turns out that might be the best weapon of all.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

I'm a family man. I always depend on my family when I am in dire need.

It's fun to be a girl, and get dressed up, but that's not how I really am.

The first step towards the evangelizing of the world is the christianizing of the church.