Health Quotes

If truth prevails, the contributions of a courageous physician and a brilliant engineer to the conquest of waterborne disease will still be remembered in another hundred years.

There can be no doubt that the development of a practical method of water disinfection during the last two years marks an epoch in the art of water purification.

Aligning yourself with spiritual ideals that are bigger than you brings true emotional stability.

Never congratulate a doctor for the fast recovery of a patient.

If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.

I explored because I was feeling really crappy, and I wanted to know why

It’s not that easy living with malaria. The reality of the high annual death toll should make that very obvious.

Shovels aren't very glamorous, but they've been liberating entire communities from malaria for the past 5, 000 years.

Good management is the lifeblood of the healthy corporate body. Getting rid of it to save cost is like losing weight by giving blood.

Anguish heart attack is tightly packed on to people with actions full of emotions and personal tragedies yet they can overcome it with personal self esteem and nice thinking.

A few years after working on Mauna Kea, I discovered that I had radiation sickness

I have so much health problems, but I believe I could still make it through.

Marriage is a journey of disasters, only to fall in love all over again, with the person that rescues you each time.

Oxygen deprivation and supplemental oxygen are both bio-hazards for Mauna Kea workers

There are always unfavourable consequences to consuming unnatural foods.

Balance your body for better results. A balanced body improves electrical communication to muscles and gets you stronger, faster.

First Step To Lose Weight.....Get and Stay ACTIVE!

Juices of fruits and vegetables are pure gifts from Mother Nature and the most natural way to heal your body and make yourself whole again.

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one's health

change.

To improve your memory lend people money.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?

If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system I definitely want to be unplugged but not until I get down to size eight.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

I've been on every diet in the world. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes.

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

His idea of exercise is walking to his vitamins.

Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.

There must be something to acupuncture - after all you never see any sick porcupines.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain no pain.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Ladies and gentlemen after what I've been through I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

He who has health has hope and he who has hope has everything.

Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to yourself. Illess is one of those things which a man should resist on principle at the onset.

Health is not a condition of matter but of Mind.

Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.

Unprocessed intense emotion goes underground and creates a subconscious block that can be released as soon as the original event is integrated in the mind, heart, and body.

Sometimes, situation may be uncomfortable but must endure.