I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

Those who win are those who think they can.

There is no real world, just the one you create.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

Traditional agriculture was labour intensive, industrial agriculture is energy intensive, and permaculture-designed systems are information and design intensive.

The Monkees changed my life but ruined my acting career.

She knows who she is. She just forgot for a little while.

You know, there's nothing damnable about being a strong woman. The world needs strong women.

Never assume that you can make it alone. You need the help of the Lord. Never hesitate to get on your knees in some private place and speak with Him.

I realized that there are just certain things in life that are private. I have things in my past - like everyone - that I'm not proud of.

The first years in Parliament I did nothing - nothing to any purpose. My own distinction was my darling object.