Jacob Braude Quotes

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.

There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.