She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

Who can understand the profound mystery of God?

Loss is only temporary when you believe in God!

Infinite patience, infinite purity and infinite perseverance are the key elements of achieving your desired goal.

Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side.

I think at the beginning of one's writing life, negative reviews are what one does to get attention and stake out your territory. It's also often a mistake.

I love children, and most of my involvement now has to do with children or youth programs.

I feel like when I'm writing for other people, when I'm doing rap hooks, it's kinda like playing dress up for me...

Your life at this exact moment is a direct result of choices you made once upon a time. Thirty minutes or 30 year ago.

You know something is important when you're willing to let someone else take the credit if that's what it takes to get it done.

The older ideas are rendering more and more bland music.