Tyne O'Connell Quotes

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.

Wear your pain like lip gloss!

My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.

A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything

I suppose you’re young, ’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss.

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You’re generation lacks the drive.

Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria.

I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress!

I truly believe that the boredom of illness is parlous to one's health

Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard