They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

To have an independant mind, to think for oneself, not to follow fashion, not to seek honour or decoration, not to become part of the establishment

I busted my chin open trying to be Evel Knievel on my bike. When it happened, you could see straight through to the bone, I thought my dad was going to pass out. It left a scar that I still have now.

If nothing else, I have money.

It's amazing how quickly people get used to bad quality.

When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness... I was right.

The most reliable components are the ones you leave out.

Art is one of the few careers without a mandatory retirement age.

As I'm getting older, I'm moving away from calculations and measurement. I'm trying to be more open to vulnerability and mistakes.

Most people plan by disaster. They think of what can go wrong and then they master it.

To be unafraid of the judgement of others is the greatest freedom you can have.