George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

If you are a follower of Jesus Christ, then the world around you will also be subdued

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

Reverse Darwinism: survival of the most idiotic.

Except for our higher order of minds we are like the little moles under the earth carrying out blindly the work of digging, thinking our own dark passage-ways constitute all there is to the world.

Must we kill to prevent there being any wicked? This is to make both parties wicked instead of one.

I do not expect to see home again.

A thing is incredible, if ever, only after it is told -- returned to the world it came out of.

I went with an exorcist for a bit. I just want to know really practical things, like how do you hold someone possessed by the devil.

(Andy Roddick's) a different kind of guy. I don't spend a lot of time with him. His coach in the past (Tarik Benhabiles), I didn't have a lot of time for at all. He was a bigger problem than Andy.

Its better to pace yourself throughout a big day like Thanksgiving by having something healthful for breakfast and something light for lunch.