Louis Tomlinson Quotes

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.

When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.

I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

I like girls who eat carrots.

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.

Swag mastah from Doncastah!

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.

I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!

Stop the traffic...let 'em through.

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.

I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.

No,' Jimmy protested.

I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.

I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!

I love the big red bus!

In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

What i do in my personal time is about me. if other people dont agree, then it doesn't matter 'cos it's my opinion and that's what counts at the end of the day.

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.

Woah! Calm down, Curly!

And as for you, stop having curly hair!