They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

Without faith and hope, how could we have survived life?

Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

I don't really pay enough attention to what other people are doing.

Peace is a civil right which makes other human rights possible. Peace is a precondition for our existence. Peace permits our continued existence.

An American credit card is just as good in Europe as American gold used to be.

It was probably the biggest accomplishment of my life.

There's no way that you can stop nature.

Control is illusory. No matter what university you go to, no matter what degree you hold, if your goal is to becomes master of your own destiny, you have more to learn.

So the whole basis for jazz music is based on the fact that the bass player could not play his instrument.

Sometimes Republicans engage in number-crunching analysis that doesn't always take the neediest into account.