He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

In fact she herself once blamed meKyprogeneiabecause I prayed this word:I want.

He'd learned long ago: perfection isn't what families are all about.

Faith can keep you alive in any storm.

I'm 18! It feels great to be legal!

As an actor, if you were to simplify what acting really is, it's about letting go.

Every fool believes what his teachers tell him, and calls his credulity science or morality as confidently as his father called it divine revelation.

I am not truly free if I am taking away someone else's freedom, just as surely as I am not free when my freedom is taken from me. The oppressed and the oppressor alike are robbed of their humanity.

Don't let the world around you defeat the belief within you.

I always think under par. You have to believe in yourself.

But I give best when I give from that deeper place; when I give simply, freely and generously, and sometimes for no particular reason. I give best when I give from my heart.