It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

So, let us summon a new spirit of patriotism, of responsibility, where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look over not only ourselves, but each other.

Bright light. You've always found your way.

There is a third choice besides being busy and killing time, something profound.

The much-hyped Ares 1-X was much ado about nothing.

She haunted him, as an ungenerous action haunts one.

I ran for ninth grade class president. Came in a close second.

It is kindness that makes one strong and brave; and so we are kind to our prisoners.

And it shall be my endeavour to reveal thee in my actions, knowing it is thy power gives me strength to act.