Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

We can understand the inherent radiance & purity of our minds by understanding metta. Like the mind, metta is not distorted by what it encounters.

Think like the great, speak like the great, act like the great, and you will become like the great.

You can lead a man up to the university but you can't make him think.

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

Just then, lit only by the flicker of his wings,the sight of him was so..right somehow. He was right. It made no sense at all, but the feeling flooded through Karou

If you are BIG ENOUGH for your dream, your dream isn't BIG ENOUGH for God.

If you would lift me up, you've got to be on higher ground.

The University of North Carolina provided me with every tool necessary to rise to the top of my profession.

Modern candidates seem to have to live with political matters all the time. In my father's time, a politician's home was still his castle.

To me, Sheitan movie is the answer to all the problems we have in France concerning immigration. That is a fake problem; people can actually work together and do something very interesting out of it.