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Alcohol Quotes: "I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.



Alcohol Quotes: "Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off."

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.




Alcohol Quotes: "Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now."

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.



Alcohol Quotes: "A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs."

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.




Alcohol Quotes: "I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge."

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.



Alcohol Quotes: "Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.



Alcohol Quotes: "Fermentation and civilization are inseparable."

Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.




Alcohol Quotes: "I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes."

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.



Alcohol Quotes: "It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people."

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.



Alcohol Quotes: "Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person."

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.



Alcohol Quotes: "BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan."

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.



Alcohol Quotes: "Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy."

Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.




Alcohol Quotes: "Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning."

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.



Alcohol Quotes: "I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread."

I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.



Alcohol Quotes: "I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me."

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.



Alcohol Quotes: "I'm drowning in whiskey river."

I'm drowning in whiskey river.



Alcohol Quotes: "You cannot sedate all the things you hate."

You cannot sedate all the things you hate.



Alcohol Quotes: "Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.



Alcohol Quotes: "I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains."

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.



Alcohol Quotes: "I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.



Alcohol Quotes: "Until I went to rehab, I didn't understand what it did."

Until I went to rehab, I didn't understand what it did.



Alcohol Quotes: "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!"

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!



Alcohol Quotes: "One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions."

One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions.



Alcohol Quotes: "I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more."

I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more.



Alcohol Quotes: "Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before."

Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.



Alcohol Quotes: "Alcohol is not the answer to all questions"

Alcohol is not the answer to all questions



Alcohol Quotes: "I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful."

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.



Alcohol Quotes: "Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end."

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.



Alcohol Quotes: "And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group."

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.



Alcohol Quotes: "The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk."

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.



Alcohol Quotes: "So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die."

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.



Alcohol Quotes: "Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.



Alcohol Quotes: "We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse."

We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse.



Alcohol Quotes: "Once you've been overweight you never want to be overweight again, so you keep going, keep going, like for any addiction. Health can be an addiction, it doesn't have to be drugs or alcohol."

Once you've been overweight you never want to be overweight again, so you keep going, keep going, like for any addiction. Health can be an addiction, it doesn't have to be drugs or alcohol.



Alcohol Quotes: "If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries"

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries



Alcohol Quotes: "Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries."

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.



Alcohol Quotes: "When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast."

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.



Alcohol Quotes: "I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it."

I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.



Alcohol Quotes: "The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism."

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.



Alcohol Quotes: "Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.



Alcohol Quotes: "Men can intoxicate themselves with ideas as effectually as with alcohol or with bang and produce, be dint of serious thinking, mental conditions hardly distinguishable from monomania."

Men can intoxicate themselves with ideas as effectually as with alcohol or with bang and produce, be dint of serious thinking, mental conditions hardly distinguishable from monomania.



Alcohol Quotes: "My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight."

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.



Alcohol Quotes: "He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.



Alcohol Quotes: "I do like to have fun. I don't need alcohol to have fun."

I do like to have fun. I don't need alcohol to have fun.



Alcohol Quotes: "It's easy to get on to something like alcohol or drugs so my advice to musicians is don't lose your perspective because you will waste time in terms of years."

It's easy to get on to something like alcohol or drugs so my advice to musicians is don't lose your perspective because you will waste time in terms of years.



Alcohol Quotes: "Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink."

Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink.



Alcohol Quotes: "The idea of blaming alcohol or drugs or quote-unquote "promiscuity" is a false path. The real issue is that men should not hurt women."

The idea of blaming alcohol or drugs or quote-unquote "promiscuity" is a false path. The real issue is that men should not hurt women.



Alcohol Quotes: "There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor."

There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor.



Alcohol Quotes: "Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol."

Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.