Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Even if I never get to see the light of heaven, it will still be worth my sacrifice as long as I save you.

Don't be alarmed, the god I am trying to kill is the one I hate, not the one I love

I really don't over-theorize about design. I'd rather feel it than talk it to death. A lot happens as you unroll the design.

You look disappointed to see me, Zach," Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?

How can you lose something you never had, I tell myself when I'm feeling sad.

The hardest part has been learning how to take myself seriously when the entire world is constantly telling me that femininity is always inferior to masculinity

I think I would envy me too, if I didn't know me better.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

We’re stuck in the middle and need to decide what kind of sport do we want to be. Either anything goes and we accept the consequences or take the next step and eliminate fighting.

To confess ignorance is often wiser than to beat about the bush with a hypothetical diagnosis.