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Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves."

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?




Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!"

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!




Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy."

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.




Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets."

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "There is no strong beer, just weak men"

There is no strong beer, just weak men



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that."

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.




Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

Operator! Give me the number for 911!



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!"

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well."

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "It is better to watch things then to do them."

It is better to watch things then to do them.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "After years of doing impressions, its time for a change."

After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity."

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically."

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing."

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do."

There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized. It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to. In L.A., I'm just another character actor."

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized. It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to. In L.A., I'm just another character actor.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo."

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting."

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.



Dan Castellaneta Quotes: "It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself."

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.