The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

And while I may get hurt, disappointed, or frustrated […], my foundation doesn’t have to change.

Every time we dedicate our time and other resources to others to the people around us, we serve God

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but my experience belongs to me, not the collective bloody unconscious.

had almost forgotten the wet brush of your kisses… soft as April snowflakes

A writer uses his pen as a gun to kill readers.

Not fighting, avoiding talking to fans... that's when the thoughts creep in about retiring and moving on to something else.

Musclemen grow on trees. They can tense their muscles and look good in a mirror. So what? I'm interested in practical strength that's going to help me run, jump, twist, punch.

I wore a pink Betsey Johnson dress to my prom, and I pretty much looked like a pink cupcake. I loved that dress!

An anthology is like all the plums and orange peel picked out of a cake.

Don't squat with your spurs on.