People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

As accurate as a blind man pissing during an earthquake.”“Wow..., ” I breathed.She frowned

Find the stories that unite us

If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.

Everyone knows almost everything about me. I make it very clear that I'm cool with people knowing all my personal life through my songs.

Everything we call a trial, a sorrow, or a duty, believe me, that angel's hand is there.

Despite very harsh living conditions and the trauma of what they went through, they [Sudanese refugees] had a lot of dignity

If he had had no education, maybe Basho could have been a much greater poet.

If people deny free will, then when ordering at a restaurant they should say, "Just bring me whatever the laws of nature have determined that I will get."

Sometimes when she told stories about the past her eyes would get teary from all the memories she had, but they weren't tears. She wasn't crying. They were just the memories, leaking out.

I don't think about how many people are watching me. I'm just happy to play baseball for myself.