It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Love takes off the masks we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.

If you think people in your life are normal, then you undoubtedly have not spent any time getting to know the abnormal side of them.

Lip-locking with a supernatural hottie to save your little brother doesn't count as kissing.

The avarice of mankind is insatiable; at one time two obols was pay enough; but now, when this sum has become customary, men always want more and more without end.

The popular will cannot be taken for granted, it must be created.

The common denominator for success is work.

Ay, on the shores of darkness there is a light, and precipices show untrodden green; there is a budding morrow in midnight; there is triple sight in blindness keen.

If you play an audiotape of a yawn to blind people, they'll yawn too.

What works in one medium does not necessarily always work in the other.

Personally I think we're over-specialized. Why it's getting so we have experts who concentrate only on the lower section of a specimen's left ear.