Maybe it's just L.A., but [high school girls] look like men, like they would have kids and s - t.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

More people are ruined by victory I imagine than by defeat.

The expectation of intelligent gossip is a powerful motive for serious self-criticism, more powerful than New Year resolutions to improve one's decision making at work and at home.

You can't base your life's decisions on potential future regrets.

I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels.

It is only those who feel disconnected and seperated from the Oneness of All That Is that can ever commit evil deeds.

A gypsy told me I was going to do great things. I was going to make all kinds of money.

The virtue of making two blades of grass grow where only one grew before does not begin to be superhuman.

The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail.

I think that if you go about making movies to win Oscars, you’re really going about it the wrong way.

The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from their women, a place where men could go to freely indulge in The Bull Session.