It was really fun [on set of the Pineapple Express]. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Hope is a helium balloon. It is a wish lantern set out into the dark sky of night.

Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll end up taking you home.

Behavior has consequences, and stupid behavior often has terrible consequences.

A journey into space is the greatest adventure I can imagine.

We ought to recognise the profound gulf between the work to which we are 'called' and the work we are forced into as a means of livelihood.

Without the Blessed Sacrament a position like mine would be intolerable.

Of all the climatologists whose careers depend on the climate changing to keep themselves publishing articles — yes, I could read that, but I don't believe it.

I say you hurt me. You say I scorned you. We say we care. It begins. The conversation begins.

If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness!

Unity must be won, and only the workers, the class-conscious workers themselves can win it - by stubborn and persistent effort.